We have a whole slew of instruments at our disposal; some are
conventional, while others (alright fine, the majority) are
not-so-conventional.  Take a look at our tools of rock.......

Polyvinyl Chloriphones
	These instruments are the backbone of our unique sound.  When we strike the pipes with Old Navy brand flip-flops, the PVC resonates and produces a satisfying techno-ish tone.
	Polyvinyl Chlorilum
We've spent way too much money on this thing.  The Chlorilum is the bass section of our PVC arsenal.
The Piano
	When a piano was generously donated to Schedule 40, we did what any logical-thinking people would do: take it apart.  2/3 of the strings have been removed, and we tuned it to a certain musical scale.
	Polyvinyl Chloribone
The name of this instrument says it all: half PVC percussion instrument, half trombone.  When the slides of the instrument are extended, it produces a lower pitch.
Polyvinyl Chloribackpacks
	Our Chloribackpacks have been plagued with problems from the beginning, including unstable pipes, and a wimpy sound.  Nevertheless, we still try to perform with them.  Plus, they look cool.
	Misc. Percussion Equip.
Schedule 40 has too many miscellaneous percussion instruments to mention.  Everything from a giant bass drum to a Latin timbale is included in our collection.